I totally do. That'd be a wild-ass confidence boost. Being the person to finally capture the Loma Shade's dead, reptilian heart? Man. The power.
Listen, about Peter-- oh, exorcist stuff, yeah, sounds good. I don't care about that anymore. We're talking about Peter now. You and I need to form an alliance specifically against him, once we're in space. He's funny. He's smart. He's well-liked, for some reason. We need to strike against him. He already thinks I'm in an alliance with him, because he, too, is aware that I am a threat, and he of course wants me close by. We're both goofballs, he and I, so we're filling the same niche. Fans of goofball boys will be split in two camps. But I have killed people before and he has not. He does not have the guts to muscle me out of my role as The Funny Prankster Guy. But you're also funny and great, and if you formed an alliance with him, you could both overpower me. I'm not letting that happen. I need you to help me slaughter him up there.
I won't make you say any more about how you like me but I'm going to print out what you just said and put it above my bathroom mirror so every morning when I wake up and wash my face I'll go into a new day with the knowledge that we're best best best friends forever and ever and ever. Deal with it, to be honest.
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Being the person to finally capture the Loma Shade's dead, reptilian heart? Man.
The power.
Listen, about Peter-- oh, exorcist stuff, yeah, sounds good. I don't care about that anymore. We're talking about Peter now.
You and I need to form an alliance specifically against him, once we're in space.
He's funny. He's smart. He's well-liked, for some reason.
We need to strike against him. He already thinks I'm in an alliance with him, because he, too, is aware that I am a threat, and he of course wants me close by.
We're both goofballs, he and I, so we're filling the same niche. Fans of goofball boys will be split in two camps.
But I have killed people before and he has not.
He does not have the guts to muscle me out of my role as The Funny Prankster Guy.
But you're also funny and great, and if you formed an alliance with him, you could both overpower me.
I'm not letting that happen.
I need you to help me slaughter him up there.
I won't make you say any more about how you like me but I'm going to print out what you just said and put it above my bathroom mirror so every morning when I wake up and wash my face I'll go into a new day with the knowledge that we're best best best friends forever and ever and ever.
Deal with it, to be honest.