Serpentine? Are snakes reptiles? I actually have a very loose grasp on what a reptile is. What are alligators?
I'm not there to make friends, though! I'm friends with everyone that's already going up there, for the most part. I'm literally on good terms with everyone except for Luke and that Edd guy who I don't know. So. Can't make friends when I've already got 'em! I can totally destroy them all, though.
I don't know what alligators are, I just know I am not a reptile!
You do realize that if you destroy your friendships, fixing them is kind of not easy? Take it from someone who knows how to burn a bridge. Setting it on fire is super easy. Fixing it after the fact? Not so much. If that's the route you want to go then by all means. Just be careful. Some people may take this reality show personally.
Okay, okay. I'm sorry. I was just kidding, anyway. Your heart is a big fluffy marshmallow that you're hiding behind layers of cool.
Man. Okay, no, you're right. I don't want to like, actually hurt anybody. I think it'll be okay to mess with some of them, though? Peter and I mess with each other all the time, and I imagine he expects me to go all out. And I literally lit Riptide on fire once and he just kinda took it. The others... I can't mess with Poe. You're right. I'll be careful with Poe. And you're the person I'm closest to out of everyone, so obviously I don't want to screw with you too hard if you're gonna take it personally.
The others I don't care so much about? Whoops whoops whoops.
Oh Odin, I will not take anything personally during this space trip. Or seriously for that matter. This show is a game. You got to play to win and what happens in space stays in space. I'm going to be a TV star. This is like a huge dream for me. And I want it to be fun. Everyone going "wow we might blow up and die" and "wow this is probably an EVIL GOVERNMENT THING" are seriously killing my vibe.
Point being here is you are free to ally and betray and do whatever. As long as we agree it's for the sake of the show and having a good time and not real.
If it's an evil government blow-up murder plan, so be it. Look at all the publicity we're getting. Our faces are on billboards all over every city! I can't imagine we won't get out of this okay. In fact, if we all die, it'll be our origin stories. After we respawn, we'll get all these interviews from journalists asking how we handled the government betrayal or whatever, and we'll give them the answers they want, and then a year from now, it'll be like, "Woah! Shade's new single came out and it's CHOICELY DOPE. This is the new theme song to her show, right? Man, that tragic government mega-death really kickstarted her career into superstardom!" And you'll be like, whatever. Because it'll be the 200th time that very conversation has happened.
But yeah, I agree. Do what you want to me. This worthless body is yours to manipulate. You can betray me as much as you want. You already did it once, and then you kissed me. Remember? You kissed me after betraying me once before. I brought this up before but I'm bringing it up again. Remember doing that? I remember.
I don't want to be famous because I died but I did talk to Riptide about it and we came to the conclusion that most people do become famous because they die. Makes me wish those times I died in the murder house would do the trick but I guess it needs to be televised for the hungry masses.
On the flipside, I bet you will become super popular and famous after this too. You need to get ready to fuck up a lot breakfast foods for your v-log, because your follower count will accelerate into the stars. Being internet famous is apparently just as good as being real famous these days, and you will get to be BOTH.
Unpopular opinion, but the murder house sucked and I hate it. I'm just trying to be callously flippant to keep your dream alive, but I agree that death is for suckers. Thus the whole immortal, Madness-dwelling universe-crossing plan we've got going on. Hey. Hey. Hey. If there is a bad guy government conspiracy, I'll keep you safe. Don't worry.
Man, that's so true, though! I don't know how I'm going to handle all the love, honestly. JUST KIDDING, I'M GOING TO HANDLE IT BRILLIANTLY AND SUCCESSFULLY, AS IS BEFITTING OF A NOBLE SUPERSTAR LIKE MYSELF. It should go without saying, but if I get famous before you, I'll help you ride my coattails to the top. We've gotta be big together or not at all. Or, well, I've gotta be big with you or not at all. You can get big on your own, if you want. You don't owe me anything. You still need to be on my vlog with me... maybe next month? Some kind of post-space interview between the two hottest, most famousest people in America. You game?
No need Odin because it's definitely NOT a conspiracy! Nobody has to protect anyone.
And dude, yes. We're gonna blow so many people's minds. They think one screaming lunatic is mad, just wait until they experience DOUBLE the screaming lunatic. You let me know what you need me to do and I'll provide in spades. Let's rise to the top on madness. I'm game.
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Are snakes reptiles?
I actually have a very loose grasp on what a reptile is.
What are alligators?
I'm not there to make friends, though! I'm friends with everyone that's already going up there, for the most part.
I'm literally on good terms with everyone except for Luke and that Edd guy who I don't know.
So.
Can't make friends when I've already got 'em!
I can totally destroy them all, though.
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You do realize that if you destroy your friendships, fixing them is kind of not easy?
Take it from someone who knows how to burn a bridge. Setting it on fire is super easy. Fixing it after the fact? Not so much.
If that's the route you want to go then by all means.
Just be careful. Some people may take this reality show personally.
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I'm sorry.
I was just kidding, anyway. Your heart is a big fluffy marshmallow that you're hiding behind layers of cool.
Man.
Okay, no, you're right. I don't want to like, actually hurt anybody.
I think it'll be okay to mess with some of them, though? Peter and I mess with each other all the time, and I imagine he expects me to go all out.
And I literally lit Riptide on fire once and he just kinda took it.
The others...
I can't mess with Poe. You're right. I'll be careful with Poe.
And you're the person I'm closest to out of everyone, so obviously I don't want to screw with you too hard if you're gonna take it personally.
The others I don't care so much about? Whoops whoops whoops.
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Or seriously for that matter.
This show is a game. You got to play to win and what happens in space stays in space.
I'm going to be a TV star. This is like a huge dream for me. And I want it to be fun. Everyone going "wow we might blow up and die" and "wow this is probably an EVIL GOVERNMENT THING" are seriously killing my vibe.
Point being here is you are free to ally and betray and do whatever.
As long as we agree it's for the sake of the show and having a good time and not real.
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Look at all the publicity we're getting. Our faces are on billboards all over every city!
I can't imagine we won't get out of this okay. In fact, if we all die, it'll be our origin stories.
After we respawn, we'll get all these interviews from journalists asking how we handled the government betrayal or whatever, and we'll give them the answers they want, and then a year from now, it'll be like,
"Woah! Shade's new single came out and it's CHOICELY DOPE. This is the new theme song to her show, right? Man, that tragic government mega-death really kickstarted her career into superstardom!"
And you'll be like, whatever. Because it'll be the 200th time that very conversation has happened.
But yeah, I agree. Do what you want to me. This worthless body is yours to manipulate.
You can betray me as much as you want. You already did it once, and then you kissed me.
Remember?
You kissed me after betraying me once before. I brought this up before but I'm bringing it up again.
Remember doing that? I remember.
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On the flipside, I bet you will become super popular and famous after this too. You need to get ready to fuck up a lot breakfast foods for your v-log, because your follower count will accelerate into the stars. Being internet famous is apparently just as good as being real famous these days, and you will get to be BOTH.
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I'm just trying to be callously flippant to keep your dream alive, but I agree that death is for suckers. Thus the whole immortal, Madness-dwelling universe-crossing plan we've got going on.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
If there is a bad guy government conspiracy, I'll keep you safe. Don't worry.
Man, that's so true, though! I don't know how I'm going to handle all the love, honestly.
JUST KIDDING, I'M GOING TO HANDLE IT BRILLIANTLY AND SUCCESSFULLY, AS IS BEFITTING OF A NOBLE SUPERSTAR LIKE MYSELF.
It should go without saying, but if I get famous before you, I'll help you ride my coattails to the top.
We've gotta be big together or not at all. Or, well, I've gotta be big with you or not at all. You can get big on your own, if you want.
You don't owe me anything.
You still need to be on my vlog with me... maybe next month? Some kind of post-space interview between the two hottest, most famousest people in America.
You game?
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And dude, yes. We're gonna blow so many people's minds.
They think one screaming lunatic is mad, just wait until they experience DOUBLE the screaming lunatic.
You let me know what you need me to do and I'll provide in spades.
Let's rise to the top on madness. I'm game.